YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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