the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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