O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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