so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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