i think i have herpe
just one?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
