who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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