He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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