oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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