Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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