Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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