I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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