i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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