i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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