So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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