oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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