i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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