Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I want to fling myself into the sun
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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