My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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