Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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