ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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