butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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