sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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