: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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