i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm like, not good at living.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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