I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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