Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
