i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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