I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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