Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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