so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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