I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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