so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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