Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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