Please, let me fuck your mom
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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