doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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