clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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