How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
So. Much. Porn.
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