He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
