I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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