lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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