I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
