IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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