There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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