Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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