The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
