K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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