I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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