you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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