I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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