who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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