i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
