so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
dude. I can hear the air.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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