This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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