Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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